November 2011
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The story beings..
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle.
Question to discuss: Hi what's ur name
You: my name is Skrillex
Stranger: Mine is Blood On The Dance Floor XD
You: sexy name you got there sir :)
Stranger: lol im asking alexandria why its a green day today
You: because I'm wearing 2 plain white ts
Stranger: The black veil brides said you are wrong
You: and I told them to wake me up when September ends
Stranger: Then I woke up on the boulevard of broken dreams in candyland
You: with 21 guns and scary kids scaring kids
Stranger: then i realized accidents can happen all the time because of american idiots
You: then i asked my self how could this happen to me
Stranger: Its anarchy in the UK right now and Im a basket case
You: i said the kids are ready to die
Stranger: then the disappearing boy was a drama queen
Stranger: and joined the black parade
You: but all along it was the airborne toxic event that did it
Stranger: The Fire burned as the children said Goodbye My Friends
You: I told them I swear I'll change, until they Attack Attack!
Stranger: Help Is on the Way as Hearts Collide causing Heart Failure
You: I looked at them in the eyes and said if I die young to tell me about the Birds and the Bees
Stranger: They say It's Fuck Time go Into the Light and Lie to The Beautiful People of Murder City
You: I told you I just can't get enough until you look at me now!
Stranger: live in Misery with the New Religion and March Out Of The Darkness to meet the Mechanical Man
You: That sounds very Expialidocious and I should Pogo over there!
Stranger: THE END!!
You: Woohoo!
You: That was a very Scrumdiddlyumptious story
Stranger: Agreed
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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transparentassumptions asked: Derp.
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R.I.P to the 31 U.S. Troops who were killed in a...
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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